Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Leave It To A Programmer...

As an American, I'm not a big fan of watching soccer.

My co-workers, being confused by our win over mexico last year, imagine that watching soccer on the television is a fun past-time and have been trying to get me to show more interest in it.

My co-worker, we'll call him "Jose" to protect his identity, says to me:

I have something for you that i think may get you more interested in soccer...

I quickly reply that the only thing that's interesting about Soccer, is if it's a girl playing Soccer. He sends me a link to an article on the Huffington Post website

After viewing this site, and exchanging some of the normal guy comments back and forth, i say that if she didn't have the nice body she has, i wouldn't find her very attractive. Another co-worker retorts saying that she's prettier than those pictures give her credit for. Now i was only half-kidding about my comments about her not being part because most of the pictures (as you've probably saw) show her face in some sort of enraged\cheering expression.

Jose decides to go on the dangerous mission of finding pictures of her on the internet, on our work internet mind you, that are SFW and that might make me think she's pretty.

Upon finding she has a website dedicated to her, of course, he passed the link around to all of us.

His first comment upon loading the page was nothing less than what we expect from Jose. I'm paraphrasing from memory...

I wonder if she made this site herself, it has a really nice layout! Ooooo i like the sparkly thing she does with Flash for the images.

Yes. His first comments upon going to a website dedicated to a lingerie model, filled with pictures of her in risqué "outfits", is about the layout and design of her website.

Leave it to a Programmer! I love my job!

I do like Twilight, but i still thought this quote from my friend, not to be named, was funny:
Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.

1 comment :

Adiel | Rose Gold Lining said...

Can't stop laughing. Your work is funny!