Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Quotes from the Coders - The Holy Application

The names below have been changed to protect the innocent...and the guilty!

Jose Says
"I feel like i'm working on a 'holy app'"
Cirrus Says
"Like it's full of security holes or something?"
Jose Says
"No like it's an application built for God"
Cirrus Says
"Why's that?"
Jose Says
"Because I'm using a method called 'SavePeople' and passing in a list of people to save"
Cirrus Says
"Hahaha...Maybe you should name the class to 'Salvation' just to mess with the original developer...if there's a method to delete people you could rename that to 'DamnPeople'.
Just make sure if you do use DamnPeople, you use the Description Attribute to make sure people know that you're removing these people from existence and if it doesn't have a splash screen...you could give it a literal 'Splash' screen"
Jose Says
"Of like holy water?"
Cirrus Says
"Better make it like baptism, since you're saving them after-all"

1 comment :

CloudyOne said...

Was reading over this article...and i wanted to make sure people didn't get the wrong impression.

I hate splash screens!

In no way am i promoting the use of splash screens with this story! Hahaha